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Sophie's personal/funny blog or whatever the fuck this turns out to be

Me and Drakes first date

Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
Drake: Not at all I ju-
Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
Me: You pickin up the tab?
Drake: *nods*
Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.
Have you ever lost yourself in a kiss? I mean pure psychedelic inebriation. Not just lustful petting but transcendental metamorphosis when you became aware that the greatness of this being was breathing into you. Licking the sides and corners of your mouth, like sealing a thousand fleshy envelopes filled with the essence of your passionate being and then opened by the same mouth and delivered back to you, over and over again - the first kiss of the rest of your life. A kiss that confirms that the universe is aligned, that the world’s greatest resource is love, and maybe even that God is a woman. With or without a belief in God, all kisses are metaphors decipherable by allocations of time, circumstance, and understanding
- Saul Williams, from said the shotgun to the head (via shoulderblades)

(via shoulderblades)

thehalfwrittenbook:

i have this irrational fear that everyone hates me and everyone who says they like me is lying or is eventually going to hate me or find me annoying 

(via quite-insane)

Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

so I have a LARGE CRUSH on dom but he said he wants to go back to Liberia because there’s nothing keeping him here and I’m like ummmmm hi me right here so long story short: BOYS I LIKE NEVER LIKE ME BACK

lalalapetitemort:

if you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies

(via dolliemilk)

so i snuck out to jack’s house and we made out a lot and he asked if we could have sex and I said no bc I want it to be special and I’m upset cause i like him but I think he just wants sex #turndown

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